Q: Where do you get your ideas?

A: A lot of it comes from the boss, when he's sober. Other stuff we steal off Facebook, it's so easy!

Q: Why don't you sell overseas?

A: What, Europe? America? Most of them wouldn't understand the jokes!

Q: How do I look after my new t-shirt or hoodie?

A: Well you could keep it in a box forever, but then it wouldn't wear out and you wouldn't have to buy a new one and we'd all starve! Is that what you want?

Q: I find some of your designs and slogans quite offensive.

A: Only some?..

Q: What do you do when you're not selling t-shirts?

A: That's none of your damned business!

Q: No, seriously, how do I look after my new t-shirt?

A: You again? OK... Always turn printed shirts inside out before washing, that will help minimise damage to the design, especially if its a big panel. Don't wash it at a high temperatures. Don't spin-dry it stuffed in with all your blankets and bedsheets and smalls and don't wring it out by hand. Remember, at the end of the day its a t-shirt, not the Shroud of Turin, it's not going to last forever!

Q: Can I wear one of your shirts to a social gathering like a wedding or garden party?

A: Why are you asking me? What am I, your mother?

Q: I ordered the wrong size, it's too small for me, what can I do?

A: Lay off the cakes you fat f*ck!

Q: I ordered the wrong size, it's too big for me, what can I do?

A: See if you can do a swap with Fatty McLardarse who asked the previous question!

Q: I think you've stolen one of my designs and I am very upset.

A: Excellent, your salty tears of hopelessness and despair sustain us.

Q: Are you ever going to do some t-shirt designs that aren't so rude?

A: Are you ever going to kneel down and kiss my a*se?